A friend of mine has a DVD player that has always been stuck in closed-captioning mode – but the closed-captioning spits out nothing but gibberish. I have always found this riotously funny. One day my friend suggested I photograph it, but I shot some (terribly shaky) video instead. Here’s the result.

And technically, yes, it should be “Closed-Captioning BY the Cruel,” but that doesn’t sound nearly as amusing.