More fun with my iPhone. Apparently I am only inspired to film when there’s food around. That is not intentional. Oh, and the creepy spoken audio is from a CD of meditations for pregnant women. The music you can barely hear is by CocoRosie.
If I’m going to bore you with my iPhone experiments, the least I can do is keep them brief.
This is totally silly, and I am most likely way too old for such behavior. Which was all the more reason to do it. And yes, I am wearing a bad wig, because why not?
A friend of mine has a DVD player that has always been stuck in closed-captioning mode – but the closed-captioning spits out nothing but gibberish. I have always found this riotously funny. One day my friend suggested I photograph it, but I shot some (terribly shaky) video instead. Here’s the result.
And technically, yes, it should be “Closed-Captioning BY the Cruel,” but that doesn’t sound nearly as amusing.
Yes, both dog meditations are real. Guide Your Human is from a meditation for people about getting in touch with your inner wolf. Lie Down Good Girl is taken from a CD of meditations to play for your dog.